Ich bin NICHT das Mädchen, dass sich (halb)nackt und mit zusammengedrückten Titten fotografiert, dass beim Ausgehen das Höschen weglässt, nur um mehr Aufmerksamkeit zu bekommen, dass mehrmals in der Woche einen One-Night-Stand hat um ihre Übergeilheit zu stillen! Ich gehöre zu den Frauen die Ihr Lächeln zeigen und nicht ihre Brüste. Die IHREN STOLZ haben.

Every day, every night. I wanna see you baby, staying by my side. I’m goin’ down on my knees for you. For your love I’d do it, for your sake, believe I’ll do it. If you don’t love me, why do you raise my hopes? No matter what happens, I can't let you go. You got it wrong, I didn’t wanna hurt you. I wanna be all the world to you.

I need 3 things in my life! The sun The moon and you! The sun for the day,the moon for the night and you for the rest of my life!

I see the neger in the saturday night I don't could see him because he is not white and I go to him hin and say: "You are so black as the night" You cannot be my brother because you are black and Iam white The neger said to me you are a racist, it's doch egal what kind of Hautfarb man is Und jetzt sei vernünftig and look that you sich endlich verpisst That sieht doch every blinder that you black man and not white man bist After that Vorfall kam the Polizist he say: "What you da say is aber mist, so I take you to Präsidium and sperr you ein bis anders du bist" Wir sind doch alle Menschen, ob du jetzt blackman oder whiteman bist Oh fucking shit, now I sitz in the Cell and I don't know ob es Nacht is oder hell but there goes the Tür auf and man said to me: "Come raus jetzt du rat!" The Polizisti is not blacki is not whitei is a mulati :D zu geil ^^

Ein One Night Stand kann nie so schön sein wie Sex mit dem Menschen den man liebt!

6 Anzeichen dafür das du süchtig bist nach "The Big Bang Theory": 1. Du fragst dich selbst was Spock tun würde. 2. Mittwoch ist "Halo-Night". 3. Du hast deinen eigenen Platz auf einer Couch. 4. Sonntag ist Waschtag. 5. Du benutzt das Wort "Bazinga" nachdem du etwas witziges gesagt hast. 6. Du spielst nicht "Schere-Stein-Papier" sondern "Schere-Stein-Papier-Eidechse-Spock". like wenns dir gefällt XD

Every day and every night, I have this feeling deep inside. I miss you more than I can say, ...I love you till the end of day.

another night, another dream but always you ♥

Der Satzbau eines "normalen" Jugendlichen bei Saturday Night Fever (so feiert österreichs Jugend): Subjekt - Prädikat - Beleidigung - OIDA!

Katy Perry machte an ihrer Last Fridy night-party ein Feuerwerk und lud alle ein die kommen wollten. Lady Gaga kam auch mit ihrem Freund Alejandro und als sie das schöne Feuerwerk sah, war sie kurz vorm weinen doch sie setzte ein Pokerface auf. Es kamen auch die Black Eyed Peas and they just can not get enough von der Party und schreien Dont stop the party. Irgendwann, als dann Shakira kam vergaßen die Black Eyed peas auf the time und Shakira schrie: Raabbiiiooosssaa... Das ist mal ne fette Party...und tanzte Waka Waka. Sie war völlig Loca und irgendwann glaubte Bruno Mars, das er eine Grenade hatte und er musste nach Hause gefahren werden, da er so besoffen war, da er sagte: HEy Leute.. Seht mal, I am talking to the moon... Und so endete Katy Perrys Last Friday Night-Party.. Doch nicht zu früh freuen.. keiner wusste das Taio Cruz ein Dynamite hatte und so explodierte alles. Es überlebte nur Alexandra Stan und die ging mit ihrem Mister Saxobea nach Hause...

A: Ich war doch überhaupt nicht besoffen! B: Alter? Du hast unsere Mutter gefragt ob sie Single ist und ob sie Lust auf einen One-Night-Stand mit dir hat. Dann hast du mit unserem Küchenschwamm geredet und es gefragt, ob es dir einen "Krabbenburger" machen kann... -.-

Dont You give me the stars ♥ Dont You give me your Love ♥ Dont you give me your Heart ♥ Just give me one Night in Ibiza ♫♥

in the night i sleep so well, in my quietschi bettgestell but in the middle of the nacht, ist es dann zusammen gekracht :D

Am Morgen nach einem One-Night Stand:Frau: GUTEN MORGEN; GUTEN MORGEN SONNENSCHEIN!Mann: HELLO, DO YOU REMEMBER? Frau: Na klar, Memories ♥ Mann: What's my name? Frau: Pietro Lombardi Call my name. Mann: Barbra Streisand! Frau: What the hell? Mann: When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are Frau: I love the way you lie. wer's versteht daumen hoch, auch wers nicht versteht :DDD

ich bin eine frau und ob ihr es glaubt oder nicht : ich hasse rosa ! ich flippe nicht aus wenn mir so ein hässlicher miniköter entgegenrennt ! ich finde one-night-stands toll und will nicht sofort heiraten ! ich hasse justin bieber! und ich wollte als kind nicht prinzessin oder ballerina werden! und mir geht es gut damiet !! <3

Beziehungsstatus:beziehung wird dann wia beurteil? Ausschlussverfahren?!? Zählt dazu a One-Night-Stand? muss ma scho bessa erklärn -.-

In the night time, when the world is at it's rest ...

I love the late night conversations with my best friend <3

I want to wear your sweatshirt to bed, watch scary movies with you,talk on phone until sunrise, sneak out at night to look at the stars with you, play your favorite video game, make you watch chick flicks, kiss you in the rain,go on walks with you, laugh until I can´t breathe, hold hands, build a fort and have a snowball fight, sit in front of the fireplace and talk about life. I want to fall hopelessly in love with you!!

I remember the times we spent together All those drives, we had a million questions All about our lives And when we got to New York everything felt right I wish you were here with me, Tonight I remember the days we spent together, were not enough, it used to feel like dreaming Except we always woke up, Never thought not having you here now Would hurt so much Tonight I've fallen and I can't get up I need your loving hands to come and pick me up And every night I miss you I can just look up And know the stars are Holding you, holding you, holding you Tonight ♥

SMS: "hallo max" - "what the f*** wer bist du zum teufl falls ich gestern mit dir geschlafn hab das war ein one-night-stand okay?" - "ICH BIN DEINE MUTTER" xD

So dance dance like its the last last night of your life life..<3

beziehung wird dann wia beurteil? Ausschlussverfahren?!? Zählt dazu a One-Night-Stand? muss ma scho bessa erklärn -.-

We are young, we run free, stay up late, we don’t sleep, got our friends, got the night we’ll be alright!

I don´t eat in the morning as I love u I don´t eat at lunshas I miss u I don´t eat at the dinner as I love u I can´t sleep in the night as I am hungry :)

Ich bin NICHT das Mädchen, dass sich (halb)nackt und mit zusammengedrückten Titten fotografiert, dass beim Ausgehen das Höschen weglässt, nur um mehr Aufmerksamkeit zu bekommen, dass mehrmals in der Woche einen One-Night-Stand hat um ihre Übergeilheit zu stillen! Ich gehöre zu den Frauen die Ihr Lächeln zeigen und nicht ihre Brüste. Die IHREN STOLZ haben.

Last night I felt like I was living in a firework katy perry music video =D

so dance, dance, like it's the last, last, night of your life,life ;)

Schule : All dayLernen : All night Test : What the Fuck ?! :D (Y)

Schule: All Day Hausaufgaben: All Night Klassenarbeiten: What the Fuck?! :))

Beste Freunde sind wiichtiiger als jeder One-Night-Stand ...♥

wenn tara von saturday night fever - so feiert Österreichs Jugend kein OIDA kennt , würde sie nicht mal die pappm aufreißen ! ;D

Schule : All day ! :DLernen : All Night ! :D Test : WTF ?! :D

You make me smile like a sun, Fall outta bed Sing like a bird, Dizzy in my head Spin like a record, Crazy on a Sunday night You make me dance like fool, Forget how to breathe Shine like gold, Buzz like a bee Just the thought of you can drive me wild Oh, you make me smile <3

Come here girl I can give you life I can give it to you everything, they need me every night

Schule : All day Hausaufgaben : All night Test : What the FUCK

It was the only girl, that falling in love with the DJ The DJ was the hottest boy, like dynamite The club from the DJ can't handle she But, the DJ wasn't solo He found nothing on the only girl He was a Beautiful monster && he has the commander But she needs' somebody to She’s going to the club all night long She was in his sistem It was her first kiss with the DJ But he haven’t time then he needs' dollars Then she said: oh you’re so much cooler than me DJ'S name was alejandro But es stellte sich am ende raus daas sii ein maneater war.. && frass den DJ =D

An einem Freitagabend lag Rihanna in ihrem California King Bed. Katy Perry war auch dabei und sang am nächsten Tag über Last Friday Night. LMFAO erzählte ihnen von Party Rock Anthem. Bushio hatte eine neue Bekanntschaft gemacht doch leider lief er später nur in der Gegend rum und rappte Vergiss mich. Jay Sean und Lil Wayne schrien Hit the lights, als Flo Rida und Akon das Licht anmachten und sangen: Who's that girl?! Sie hatten Jessie J dabei, wobei die nur sagte: Do it like a dude! ;)

I could not sleep all night because I think! Just think about it all over again ... I'm just not over him ... ok ... it is not yet concluded but I'm afraid it's happening ... happens soon ... ♥

Saturday Night Fu**er- So Bummst Österreichs Jugend

Mom: Where were you last night? Son: Studying with my friends. Mom: Don't lie. Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club. Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!? Son: yeh...I saw dad.

Ein P.I.M.P ging aus, denn er wollte seine LOVE IN THIS CLUB finden. Drinnen sah er die absolute MISS INDEPENDENT an der Bar stehen und er fragte den Barkeeper WHO'S THAT CHICK. Dieser sagte, "dass ist die verBOTENe ANNA, aber die ist DANGEROUS, Lass die Finger Davon du weißt doch NO WOMAN NO CRY" . Er sagte, "egal sie schaut so aus als wär sie FREAKY LIKE ME" und ging auf sie zu. Er fragte sie "HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?" Diese erwiederte nur " Ich weiß you want a PIECE OF ME aber HOW WE DO muss BETTER FASTER STRONGER sein" Er schaute sie nur an und sagte " Ich will dich RIGHT NOW (NA NA NA) also SHAKE THAT ASS FOR ME weil ich will DO IT ALL NIGHT." Als sie damit fertig waren sagte sie "Du warst zwar nicht the BEST I EVER HAD du bist auch kein echter RUDE BOY aber GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN und ich wollte nur USE SOMEBODY also geh ich jetzt " Er erwiederte " I GOTTA FEELING also PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME. BECAUS THE NIGHT bist du IN MY HEAD und TE AMO" Sie sagte "Ich BREAK YOUR HEART und TIE YOU DOWN denn LOVE IS WICKED. Also DONT WORRY BE HAPPY" Sie nahm ihr LIPGLOSS und TROW IT IN THE BAG und Dann ging sie. Er Wollte ihr noch hinterherufen" Egal ob das THE WAY YOU ARE ist ich bin NOT AFRAID und ich tue WHATEVER YOU LIKE" aber sie war ALREADY GONE. Er dachte this is KILLING ME SOFTLY aber ich muss MOVING ON und WHEN I GROW UP werde ich SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW mein DREAMGIRL finden und die wird LIKE A STAR sein und den SCHÖNSTEN ARSCH DER WELT haben.

where are you ?????.....the night is come .. but I don't like to sleep alone ...

I want a guy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. Someone who knows I am nowhere near perfect,but will love me as if I was.Someone who can put up my bad times and help me work through them.He doesn’t have to buy me things,all he has to do is show me he cares.Who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. Who I can talk to about anything. A pretty boy. Who puts my could hands in his warm hoddie pockets .A boy who thinks I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l.Who let me use his t-shirt for a pillow.A boy who will sing to me at random moments. Who lets me sleep on his chest. I want a guy who will tell his mother I have beautiful eyes, a guy who will bring me orange juice when I’m sick, who writes songs about me because he doesn’t know any other way to tell me how he feels. Who will kiss me in the rain,in the sunshine and in the snow.I want a boy who is more goofy than romantic, but knows the right things to say at the right times.I want a boy who will call me 3 times a day if he went away. A boy who will apologize for calling too much, and no matter how many times I tell him its okay, he’d still do it. A boy who will let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I say. A boy who will throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then jump on me and kiss me a million times.I want a boy who will write me notes in class, and give me flowers every once in a while for no real reason at all. Who will bet kisses on who could beat who on at game.Who makes fun of me just to make me laugh. A boy who will surprise me with 25 cent ring and we could have contest of how far we can spit our gum. Who will take me to the park, put his hands around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time.A boy who will kiss my neck, just to have a reason to tell me how much he loves my new perfume. I want a boy who, at night, who will dance in his pajamas with me. A boy who will take pictures in photo booths with me, someone who will never turn down a trip to the lake and who will play tag on the beach with me.Who will tell all his friends about me and smile when he does it.A boy who could sit with me on the kitchen floor and eat sandwiches.Who will make out with me in the pouring rain and will tell me when he doesn’t think something looks good.I want a boy who would try to teach me how to play the guitar, even if we just end up laughing at each other. I want a boy who will run his fingers through my hair, share his lollipops with me, and get along with all of my friends.Someone who would never be afraid to say I love you in front of his friends and someone who would argue with me about silly things just to make up.I want a boy who will take me to Target to just make fun of some of the stuff there.Someone who will kiss me at midnight on New Years and who will make funny faces at me when I’m on the phone. I want a boy who will count stars with me and be friends with my family.I want a boy who will stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner and watch movies together under the same blanket. omeone who will squirt water guns at me in the house after I’ve got him soaked.A boy who will tell me I’m b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l but not too often. I want a boy who looks me the eye and tell me something serious, that was also funny and make me promise not to laugh.Who will tell me his problems and let me help.A boy who could make me laugh like no one else can.I want a boy who will hold me closer than normal when I’m sick, and would play with my hair. But mostly I want a boy who is my best friend and will always be there for me ,who simply be mine to hold,not perfect,but just perfect for me. <3

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? -I could really use a wish right now.

I don't wanna live this life without you I don't wanna spend the night without you I don't wanna know what it's like I can't dream without you (Harlow's Song/ Can't Dream Without You - Good Charlotte)

100 People i hate on Facebook: People who have the new profile People who still have the old profile People who are always on Facebook People who show up once a month and think they have the right to chime in People who check-in People who have a birthday today People who friend everybody People who only friend people they know well People who friend me. People who share their travel plans by listing the airport codes of the two cities separated by a little arrow. Goto —> hell People who think it's about the journey People who think "LOL!" counts as quality feedback People who think elaborating on a joke is the same as making a joke People who complain about their relationships People who try convince us their relationships are totally awesome People who change their relationship status before telling me their relationship status has changed People who "like" my wife (keep your thumbs-up away from my woman) People who announce they're going to be offline for awhile People who play Farmville People who complain about people who play Farmville without first seeing how irritating it is for themselves People you who regularly tag you in their photo albums when it's clearly a good photo of them and a bad photo of you People who share party photos with people who weren't invited to the party People who post personal messages publicly ("Great seeing you last night!") Attractive people who aggressively share photos People who post happy messages in the morning People who are selling something People who use Facebook to promote their company People who use it for personal reasons People who use it for political reasons People who are overly enthusiastic about my updates People who ignore my updates People who share articles I've already seen People who share articles I might have otherwise missed People who comment on the Facebook blurb about an article without actually reading the article People who never comment about anything People who post their tweets to Facebook People who focus on superficial things People who use Facebook to discus anything of meaning People who post mysterious status updates in an effort to get others to comment: "OMG, what do you mean? Everything OK?" People who comment: "OMG, what do you mean?" People who respond to rhetorical statements People who just changed their profile photo People who were hot as hell in seventh grade but who never share any current photos (and never apologize for ignoring you in Junior High) People who were ugly in junior high and resent those who at least were attractive for a while People who see child abuse as a serious problem and then who think: "Maybe a cartoon avatar would help?" People to whom I am clearly superior but who think I should make the first friending move Inferior People who dare to send a friend request People who in 2007 said, "Facebook has peaked, what's the next thing?" People who are too old for this stuff People who are too young for this stuff People who think they're the first ones to say, "I wish FB had a hate button." People who are overly nice People who share joy People who I've known since childhood People I just met. People who complain People with ugly kid photos People whose kids are more photogenic than mine People who try to chat even though we haven't seen each other for five years People who try to chat even though we talk everyday People who try to chat People who go offline when I try to chat with them People who poke me. People who wish me happy birthday on Facebook People who don't People who see you in person and then repeat the same story they already posted to Facebook and then just stand there until you say, "OK, like." People who post what they just ate or anything about their digestive system People who share their exercise routine People who share their schedule People who share People who try to be clever People who try to be funny People with the best of intentions People who are thoughtful People who type before thinking People who complain about changes made to Facebook People who passively agree to changes on Facebook People who refuse to use Facebook because everyone else is using it People who use the @ sign even though that only works on another site People who think "I made some changes to my profile page" is a valid answer to the question: "What did you do today?" People you don't know comment on photos of your family members People who ask favors People who share that they are sick, feel good, can't sleep or just woke up People who post about the weather People who mention anything related to Burning Man People who share stuff that everyone in the world has already seen, get no response, and then share it again People who aren't sure about a joke they want to make and so they preface it with: "Overheard:" People who use the phrase "note to self" anywhere other than in the silent privacy of their own mind People who write wonderful things about their new boyfriend even though we can all see that the dude is a chump and the same person will be writing terrible things about him in a few months and then expecting us to be surprised and supportive People who think mentioning something about Darfur is going to somehow benefit the People in Darfur because every little bit counts People who can't accept that not all cats are cute and/or interesting People who believe that you'll be happy about their good fortune People who are wildly uninteresting and painfully unfunny yet have a lot more friends than I do People who write the phrase: "Um...OK" People who post song lyrics People who share YouTube videos that have already been viewed 400 million times People who make snarky comments about Sarah Palin People who are Sarah Palin People who stay on Facebook even though they hate everyone on it People who use Friendster

Give me everything tonight Price tag Pocketfull of sunshine Mr. Saxobeat Sweat San francisco Pretty girl rock I miss you Could it be you California King bed The lazy song Hollywood Hills Party rock anthem Wonderland Where them girls at Holiday I need you What about us Creazy like me Run A night like this Who's that chick Lipstick On the floor You and me Call my name Down E.T S & M I do Hello Mirrors Comming home Just can't get enough More Loving you is killing me Tonight (I'm loving you) Yeah x3 Grenade Wenn einer dieser gailen Songs (oda alle xD) auch euer Liebling is... DRÜCKT GEFÄLLT MIR!! ;)

Schlauer Mann & Schlaue Frau = Ehe Schlauer Mann & Dumme Frau = One-Night-Stand Dummer Mann & Dumme Frau = Schwangerschaft Dummer Mann & Schlaue Frau = Shopping

Er: Schatz hast du heute lust dich zu treffen Sie: ja mit dir immer Er: nur mit mir Sie: ja warum Er: habe ein viedeo im netzt gefunden Sie : ach ehmm ja sry schatz das war ein ausrutscher nur ein one night stnad Er: das war nur spaß ich wolte dich nur ärgern :( Sie: ehmm ohh ehhmm ja ich dich auch april april Er:wir haben Herbst

Schule:All day Hausübung:All night Schularbeiten:What the fuck!

Nother day, ‘nother night And she acting like she don’t sleep She’s a five when she drinks But she’s a ten when she’s on top of me She don’t want love she just wanna touch She’s a greedy girl to never get enough She don’t wanna love she just wanna touch Got all the moves that make you get it up She’s a dirty dirty dancer dirty dirty dancer, Never ever lonely She’s a dirty dirty dancer, dirty dirty dancer You’ll never be her only <3 :DD

Ich bin NICHT das Mädchen, dass sich (halb)nackt und mit zusammengedrückten Titten fotografiert, dass beim Ausgehen das Höschen weglässt, nur um mehr Aufmerksamkeit zu bekommen, dass mehrmals in der Woche einen One-Night-Stand hat um ihre Übergeilheit zu stillen!

Schule - All DayLernen - All Night Test - What the Fuck ?! ;D

I need three things in my life. The moon,the sun and you! The moon for the night, the sun for the day and you for the rest of my life ♥

UMA AMBENDS 21.00MAMA: hast duh die hasaufgaben gemacht? TOCHTER: jah ,, mama 3 stunden stäper MAMA: wiso gehst duh mit dem schultashe in dein zimmer hast duh mich angelogen? TOCHTER:nein mama ,, ich packe noh rash die sachen zusammen für morgen. MAMA:okee TOCHTER: good night mam ich han doch lieb MAMA: gute nacht ich dich auch. im zimmer angekomen: scheisse es ist shon 00:00 ich hab noch viele hausaufgaben vor mir!!!! -.-

Schule: All DayLernen: All Night Lehrerzimmer: La Gente Esta Muy Loca Test: What The Fuck :D :D Liken :D

bruschen ? hier is eine kleine aufklärung über uns mädchen: 1. nur weil wir blond sind heißt das nicht das wir dumm sind 2. nein wir sind nicht alle bisexuell wir schauen anderen weibern auf den arsch um sie dann mit uns zu vergleichen 3. nein, wir gehen nicht jedes wochenende shoppen weil wir nicht mit Geld umgehen können sondern wenn wir geile schuhe, ein geiles top oder geile taschen sehn haben wir glücksgefühle (ähnlich wie verliebt sein) 4. wir sind keine nymphomanisch veranlagten schlampen wenn wir auch mal einen one night stand haben 5. wenn wir uns im schlabberlook anziehen könnt ihr davon ausgehen das wir nicht gut gelaunt sind 6. wir reden mit unserer besten Freundin über alles absolut alles das heißt wenn ich was über einen jungen weiß weiß sie das auch ; ) 7. wenn wir uns miniröcke anziehen wollen wir euch nicht gleich damit sagen "bitte bitte fick mich" -.- 8. ja manche mädchen können euch untern tisch saufen nur wollen wir halt noch wissen wie wir heimgekommen sind 9. wir bestehen nicht aus plastik oder sind arrogant nur wenn wir uns viel schminken 10. und nein, wir sind nicht alle schlampen nur weil euch eure exfreundin betrogen und belogen hat ; )

I was sleeping very well in my quitsching bettgestell but in the middle of the night is that scheißteil eingekracht !!!!!! i hope that das dir das nie passiert, and my Enlish besser wird :D

LAST FRIDAY NIGHT war BRUNO MARS bei KATY PERRY in LAX in der nähe von THE BLACK PONEY in der SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE von MUSE und warf eine GRANADE, die TAIO CRUZ vorher mit DYNAMITE gefüllt hatte auf KATY, die damit ein gigantisches FIREWORK entstehen lies. LAFEE fragte WAS IST DAS und BON JOVI meinte nur IT´S MY LIFE. Aber durch den Knall waren ALEXANDRA BURKE ALL NIGHT LONG erschrocken, die BLACK EYED PEACE so verwirrt, dass sie THE TIME vergaßen und RIHANNA war so erschrocken, dass sie im Kreis rannte, ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD war und schrie WHAT´S MY NAME, denn auch JORDAN SPARKS schrie S.O.S.. METRO STATION SHAKTE IT, als sie erfuhren, dass LADY GAGA SPEECHLESS war. KESHA fand das alles BLAH BLAH BLAH aber JASON DERULO ging alles IN HIS HEAD. EMINEM war aber NOT AFRAID und JENNIFER LOPES blieb mit PITBULL ON THE FLOOR. NELLY FURTADO wollte a MANEATER werden und die ganzen Männer essen, die RIHANNA RAINING MAN nannte. Die ganzen kaputten MIRROS von NATALLIA KILLS waren RIGHT HERE, denn BRANDY nahm sie mit. TAIO CRUZ BRAKTE HIS HEART und FAR EAST MOVEMENT fühlten sich LIKE A G6. PETER FOX erfand UNSERE TOLLE NEUE WELT von CULCHA CANDELA mit CASSANDRA STEEN UND ADEL TAVIL, die eine STADT bauten, ALLES NEU. NICKI MINAJ und WILL.I.AM. CHECKTEN IT OUT und BRITNEY SPEARS meinte nur TILL THE WORLD ENDS. HURTS sagt zu allem WONDERFULL LIFE und CHRIS BROWN meinte mal wieder YEAH 3X. JUSTIN BIEBER sagte ONE TIME ist es ok doch SIDO sagte AUGEN AUF und TRAVIE MCCOY wollte ein BILLIONAIRE mit dem ganzen DYNAMITE und GRANADE Zeugs werden, doch LIZA LI meinte nur: GELD MACHT NICHT GLÜCKLICH. PITBULL hatte dazu nur eins zu sagen nämlich: GIVE ME EVERYTHING und MILEY CYRUS antwortete GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN. MOHOBI fand das alles ziemlich BUMPY RIDE, doch da mischten sich auch schon BIG TIME RUSH ein, die sagten THE CITY IS OURS. DIDDY DIRTY MONEY COMING HOME und entdeckte, dass KELLY ROWLAND ein COMMANDER war. EMINEM empfand NO LOVE für LADY GAGA die mit der Weile DANCTE IN THE DARK aber TIMBERLAND fand das alles zu DANGEROUS und QUEENSBERRY waren TOO YOUNG zu rauchen und deshalb sagten sie: NO SMOKE. ASHLEE SIMPSON wollte alles OUTTA HER HEAD haben und ging mit ISRAEL KAMAKAWIWIWO´OLE OVER THE RAINBOW. SHAKIRA hingegen war von dem ganzen Trubel so begeistert dass sie sagte: DID IT AGAIN und USHER wollte auch MORE, doch JESSY J wollte alles LIKE A DUDE machen und so kam JAY SEAN dazu zu sagen, DO YOU REMEBER die EIN MANN ARMEE von BUSHIDO und THE SEVEN NATION ARMEE von THE WHITE STRIPES? Und auch MILEY CYRUS wollte eine PARTY IN THE USA. LASERKRAFT 3D hingegen wollten von der ganzen Sache nichts wissen und sagten nur NEIN MANN und setzten ihr POKERFACE auf, das sie von LADY GAGA gelernt hatten. LAFEE wurde durch den Angriff ein PRINZESSCHEN und IJAZ SOLO, doch da kam BEYONCE um die Ecke und war eine SINGLE LADY. LIL WAYNE war von der Explosion auch so DOWN, dass er CULCHA CANDELA bat alles EISKALT zu machen. MADCON meinte aber dass das unmöglich sei weil alles GLOW und BON JOVI verabschiedete sich mit den Worten: HAVE A NICE DAY. MARTIN SOLVEIG sagte aber HELLO und PITBULL antwortete HEY BABY! MICHAEL JACKSON wollte aber nicht allein bleiben und so bat er SEAN PAUL HOLD MY HAND, der das selbe wollte. ENRIQUE IGLESIAS LIKE IT und BUSHIDO lies alle gehen, die gehen wollten mit den Worten: ICH LASS DICH GEHN! Als RIHANNA sich beruhigt hatte, stellte sie sich unter einen UMBRELLA TO THE TOP von der Liste von GENTLEMAN und TURNTE AROUND in Richtung FLO RIDA. Doch als NELLY am MORNING AFTER DARK bei TIMBERLAND aufwachte,wusste er ,dass alles JUST A DREAM war!!!

Don't know what's going on Don't know what went wrong Feels like a hundred years I Still can't believe you're gone So I'll stay up all night With these bloodshot eyes While all these walls surround me with the story of our life I feel so much better Now that you're gone forever I tell myself that I don't miss you at all I'm not lying, denying that I feel so much better now That you're gone forever Now things are coming clear And I don't need you here And in this world around me I'm glad you disappeared So I'll stay out all night Get drunk and fuck and fight Until the morning comes I'll Forget about our life I feel so much better Now that you're gone forever I tell myself that I don't miss you at all I'm not lying, denying that I feel so much better now That you're gone forever First time you screamed at me I should have made you leave I should have known it could be so much better I hope you're missing me I hope I've made you see That I'm gone forever And now it's coming clear That I don't need you here And in this world around me I'm glad you disappeared I feel so much better Now that you're gone forever I tell myself that I don't miss you at all I'm not lying, denying that I feel so much better now That you're gone forever And now you're gone forever And now you're gone forever

Schule: All Day. Hausaufgaben: All Night. Test: What The Fuck?!

Give me everything tonight Price tag Pocketfull of sunshine Mr. Saxobeat Sweat San francisco Pretty girl rock I miss you Could it be you California King bed The lazy song Hollywood Hills Party rock anthem Wonderland Where them girls at Holiday I need you What about us Creazy like me Run A night like this Who's that chick Lipstick On the floor You and me Call my name Down E.T S & M I do Hello Mirrors Comming home Just can't get enough More Loving you is killing me Tonight (I'm loving you) Yeah x3 Grenade

beziehung wird dann wia beurteil? zahlt dazu a One-Night-Stand? muss ma scho bessa erklärn -.-

Saturday Night Fever - Teenager werden Mütter & Wir Leben im Gemeindebau .! Alle reden drüber doch jeder schaut es ;-)

Hey Baby tonight the Dj got us fallin in Love again so dance dance like is the last last night on you like like dont its your right hey baby tonight the Dj got us fallin in Love again <3<3<3

BOYS BECOME MEN WHEN THEY: 1. follow you when you walk out 2. call you back when you hand up 3.hug you when you punch his face 4.kiss you when you nag 5.watch chick - flicks with you 6.tolerate your crying over love stories 7.hand you the remote control 8.pass on booze night just to listen your rantings 9.don't flare up when you give car directions 10. says I'm sorry and tells you he needs you

baby we can do it...we can do it all night ;) tanzen!!! was dachtest du xP

I woke up in the midldle of the night and i noticed my girl wasnt by my side.

Last friday night fiel Katy Perry auf, dass sie durch Lady Gaga an the edge of glory gekommen ist. Daraufhin wollte sie sich mit Bruno Mars darüber unterhalten, aber dieser war Talking to the moon. Auf einmal kam Adam Lambert torkelnd vorbei, denn er war Sleepwalker. Da dachte sich Brooke Fraser es sei something in the water. Nein! schrie Jeniffer Lopez, alle sind doch on the floor. Da gab es Streit! Schnell kam Dr. Dre , Eminem & Skylar Grey und schrieen: I need a doctor!!! Nur Avril Lavigne wollte keinen Streit. Deswegen sagte sie Smile und ging!

Don't stop just take it to the limit Watch me boy it's spinning around this time Hush, hush, running to the night, feel alive I just can't get enough when I'm with you 'Cause your fever makes me feel so good Turn it up boy you make your move See I'm burning but it feels so good

We lived an adventureLove in the Summer, Followed the sun till night Reminiscing other times of life. Can you remember and humanise, It was still where we'd energised,Lie in the sand and visualise Like it's 75 again!

this will be the night that i wouLd faLl for you 'cause the one like you is impossibLe to finD ♥

Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend. Somerwhrere along in the bitterness and I would have stayed up and, with you all night. Had I known how to save a life.. -Greys Anatomy-

"This shit is dirtier than my? 13 year old brother's browser history on a friday night." --Somewhere on Youtube(Marsiv)

Arnold Schwarzenegger, on working out: It is as satisfying to me as cumming is. You know -- as having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am, like, getting the feeling of cumming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage when I pump up. When I pose out in front of five thousand people, I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night.